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‘Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can’t use the band I used. Try not to repeat song titles. It’s a lot harder than you think! Unless you like The Fall. Repost as “My Life According to (BAND NAME)”
Pick Your Artist: Johnny Cash
Are you a male or female?: A Boy Named Sue
Describe yourself: Solitary Man
How do you feel?: Five Feet High and Rising
Describe where you currently live?: Peace in the Valley
If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Far Side Banks of Jordan
Your favourite form of transportation: Blue Train
Your best friends are: Help Me Make It Through the Night
Your favourite colour is: Folsom Prison Blues
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?: One Way Rider
What is life to you?: Long
Your current relationship: I Love You, Love You
Breaking up: It Ain’t Me Babe
Looking for: The Mystery of Life
Wouldn’t mind: A Backstage Pass
Your fear: God’s Gonna Cut You Down
What is the best advice you have to give?: Don’t Go Near the Water
If you could change your name, you would change it to: Jackson
Thought for the Day: Oh What a Good Thing We Had
My motto: Let Him Roll

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cosmo tip: as you reach climax scream in perfect valyrian “dracarys”
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